The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
A man goes to his doctor for a check-up and the doctor says,
"You're in excellent shape for a man in your forties ..."
"Did I say I was 40??? I'm 67!"
"You really are in amazing shape! How old was your father when he died?"
"Did I say he died???? My father is 97 and he's in better shape than I am!"
"This is fascinating! Tell me, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
"Did I say he died???? My grandfather is 127 and he's in such good shape, he just got married again for the fifth time!"
"This is incredible, but, tell me why would a 127-year-old man want to get married again?"
"Did I say he *wanted* to get married????"
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