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What's the only thing Michael Jackson yelled when he fell off the boat?
Throw me the BOUY!!

From : Dick Bastien 1:322/735 Fri 14 Jan 94 13:55

Did you know that Michael Jackson joined the Cub Scouts ?
He had to quit almost right away, because hw was up to two packs a day.

Michael Jackson Married to Lisa marie

If Elvis was alive he would be driving a White Ford Bronco with Blood Stains on the Driver Door.

... How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!

Did you hear Lisa Marie Presley-Jackson is pregnant, Well weather it is a boy or a girl you know it will have one of Michael's noses.
HEH HEH HEH
Ranger (the Great)

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CULINARY EMPLOYMENT NEWS

Jeff Smith, public television's "Frugal Gourmet," in the face of numerous accusations of trying to seduce teen age boys, has announced his departure from the long running series.

In related news, Michael Jackson has announced the arrival of a new executive chef at his secluded Neverland Ranch...

Bennet K. Langlotz [rec.humor.funny]
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IT'S A PLAN

LONDON (Reuter) -- Pop superstar Michael Jackson proudly showed off his infant son, Prince, in a photo exclusive and interview published by a British magazine Tuesday, declaring, "I want my son to live a normal life."

Keith Bostic =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
MICHAEL JACKSON

Michael Jackson went to the hospital to visit his wife and new son. He found the doctor and asked him, "When can we have sex?" The doctor answered, "Well, you better wait until he is about 13 or so."

Phil Guthrie =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
MICHAEL JACKSON'S BABY

I heard that shortly before having Michael Jackson's baby, the woman who was impregnated by him was asked some questions by some reporters:

Reporter: Have you been able to determine it's sex?

Woman: No. I want to wait until after it's born. As long as it's healthy.

Reporter: Ma'am, I was referring to Michael.

Raymond W Jensen =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
GOD'S IDENTITY

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"

Mike Avery

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