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Tonya Harding Jokes
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What's Tonya Harding's Phone Number?
1-800-# * # * ###
Did you know that Tonya Harding has a new restaurant?
It's called Club Nancy!
Did you hear Tanya Harding has a 1-900 number?
For all her friends she developed a speed dial technique............
You hit #.....* to reach her.
What do Senator Packwood and Tonya Harding have in common?
Both are skating on thin ice and
Both are in trouble for hitting on women.
Did you hear that Tonya Harding just got a new endorsement?
"Lucky Strike" Cigarettes.
What is the difference between John Bobbit & Nancy Kerrigan?
Nancy's leg still gets stiff every now & then.
Tonya Harding went to the zoo and was questioned by police about a crane seen standing on one leg.
Judges ruled Tonya may compete in the Olympics in Norway
-- on the U.S. ice hockey team.
A new drink has been invented in honor of Lorena Bobbit and Tonya Harding :
A club sode with a slice.
Why did the press called the Harding case the Harding testimony?
A: Because it would be funny to say.....Harding Hearing
(get it...hardin hearing...hard of hearing. :) )
Why couldnt Tonya Harding couldnt go to Lillehammer?
A: Because she didnt carry a bigger hammer.
Rap star Ton LoC wonderded about what Jeff Gillouly was drinking when he thought of the idea of assaulting Nancy Kerrigan. "oh, I.C." said Ton LoC, "he was drinking Funky Cool Gillouly"
The United States Figure Skating Assoc. has set up a special counseling dept for those who might be assaulted by a crime
They will call it: Hard 'n Kerrig Group (hard and caring)
"Confuse the world, smile all day Monday!"
Did you here why Tanya divorced her ex-husband?
He kept hitting on other skaters.
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