The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Things to go Hmm about
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It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Married people don't live longer than single people.
It just seems longer.
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Common Sense Isn't.
Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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