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Signs of the times
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Signs of the Times
~OLLIIn the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
~LIOn an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
~LIOutside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
~LIOn a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
~LIOn a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
~LIOn a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
~LIOn a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
~LIOn a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
~LIIn a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
~LIOn a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
~LIIn a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
~LIIn a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
~LIIn a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
~LIIn a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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