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Pickup Lines
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I'm no glass of milk but i can still do your body good.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by you again?
Walk up to a guy/girl and say, " Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"
Guy: you must be jamaican!
Girl: why?
Guy: cause jamaican me crazy.
Girls, this is for those guys that need a drool bucket:
***Don't look at me like your mother never fed you**
You don't sweat much for a fat chick
"You remind me of a parking ticket
because you have FINE written all over you"
Q:Did it hurt?
A: Excuse me?
Q:When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
You must be a horrible person because God took all your beauty and used it for the outside
Baby, are those moon pants you're wearing?
'Cause your out of this world!
I'm not trying to pick you up, because you're to heavy!
Do you have a quarter?
(wait for answer)
Because my mom told me to call her when i met god!
Guy to girl:
Are your parents terrorists?
'Cause you're the bomb.
Is there an airport near or is that my heart taking off.
Excuse me. Did you just fart?
When s/he asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?
Go up to someone, and check their shirt tag. Then say
"Sorry, I was just checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Get a single rose and walk up to her/him, hand it to that person, and say...
Here this buds for you.
Girl I'll drink your bathwater
(At A Bar)
Your pretty ugly. No one's going to talk to you.
Why don't you just cut your losses and come home with me!!!
You: Are you taking applications for the position of girlfriend/boyfriend?
Them: No/Yes
You: Want mine?
Is your father a baker? Because you've got great buns!
Baby are you from Tennessee cause your the only Ten I see!
Baby, I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I could make you Bedrock
Hi, my friends call me Creepy.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
Is that a false nose?
I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
I'm drunk.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Want to see my stamp collection?
HI! Can I buy you a car?
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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