The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
My Dad always says...
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MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS
- If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
- I don't get even, I get odder.
- I am having an out of money experience.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- Insanity is hereditary... You get it from your kids
- I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
- Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
- You're never too old to learn... Especially if you have altzheimers.
- Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
- People who live is glass houses... Never get any privacy
- If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
- Too many cooks... Make more mess
- If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the
floor.
- I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
- I do weight-lifting every morning - Getting out of bed!
- Sticks and stones, may break my bones - But whips and chains excite me.
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