The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Bumper Stickers
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Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I have the body of a god........Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name
Illiterate? Write for help
Honk if anything falls off
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
This isn't my idea of a good time
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
Uniquely maladjusted, but fun
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere
Oh, evolve!
Gone crazy be back shortly
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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