The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
New words for the English Language
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Words that shoud be .....
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the recipient who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. (like groovy, man)
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is
sending off all these really bad vibes, right?
And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like a serious bummer, ya know.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas
to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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