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Words of Wisdom
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Words of Wisdom:
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
to steal from many is research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Borrow money from pessimists:
they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Words of Wisdom:
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
to steal from many is research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Borrow money from pessimists:
they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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