The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

• A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
• You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.
• The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
• Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft.
• You have to take out a loan just to get money for the down payment.
• Your children's school calls to surrender.
• The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice.


• Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.
• Your plants do better when you 'don't' talk to them.
• All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists.
• Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection, plastic.

Changes were last made on 11-20-2001

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