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Our town is so small...
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Our Town Is So Small...
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our city limits signs are both on the same post!
the City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
the phone book has only one page
there's nothing doing every minute
the ZIP code was a fraction
Second Street is in the next town over
there's no place to go that you shouldn't
a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
the New Year's baby was born in October
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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