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Creation of Man
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It's a little known fact, but God actually made woman first. When he breathed life into her, she looked at herself, and lo! She had 3 breasts!
God said, "Do you like yourself? I can make changes if you like."
Woman said, "Thanks for being so generous, but all I really need are 2 breasts." Poof! She now has 2 breasts and she's holding the 3rd in her hand.
Woman says to God, "Thanks for doing that, but what am I going to do with this useless boob?"
"Watch this," said God and without further ado, God created Man.
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