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Hey Guys, You think you have problems
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Imagine Adam trying to convince Eve that God intended for him to wear the plants in the family.
Imagine being so old it takes you forty-five minutes to undress, and another twenty to remember why.
Suppose by the time you can read a woman like a book...your eyes go bad.
Suppose every time you meet a hot looking girl you used to know...it's her daughter.
Imagine being so impotent that you even have to fake premature ejaculation.
Imagine you join Overeaters Anonymous and they make you a chapter.
Suppose two of the world's greatest movers and shakers move into the apartment above you.
Suppose you become a sheik with 150 wives...and your house only has six bathrooms.
Imagine you get a great color from going to the beach...but it's blue from holding your stomach in.
Imagine at the beach your wife tells you to suck your gut in...and you already are.
Suppose you go to a carnival...and a fortune teller offers to read your face.
Suppose you married a girl because she looked like a siren but now, she only sounds like one.
Robert
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