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Aspartame - The Song
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Hello Fellow Music Lovers,

I can't get this damned song out of my head (it rocks) so I rattled off these lyrics this morning. I hope someone enjoys them nearly as much as I did writing them. ;)

No disrespect for a great band intended, of course.

Jonathan

"Aspartame", by Jonathan H.
(Sung to the tune of The Red
Hot Chili Pepper's "Aeroplane")

I like coffee spiked with cream
And Equal as my aspartame
It's my aspartame
Coffee's free and tea is lame and
Equal is my aspartame
It's my aspartame
Coffee spiked with cream
I like my coffee dark and spiked with cream

Looking in my own eyes, hey Lord
Know I've had a cup too much
Someone better slap me
Before I start to twitch
Before I start to babble on
Looking in my bathroom mirror
Looking in my bathroom mirror
Caffeine makes my heartbeat queer
Caffeine makes my heartbeat queer
Have some beer!

Sitting in the breakroom, hey girl
I'm shaking like a leaf again
My fibrillating heartbeat
Is slowing down so just
One more cup inside of me
An-I-Maaal looks calm to me
He seems so very calm to me
It's easy when you're wired like me
It's easy when you're wired, wired like me!

I like coffee spiked with cream
And Equal as my aspartame
It's my aspartame
Coffee's free and tea is lame and
Equal is my aspartame
It's my aspartame
Coffee spiked with cream

Just one sip
Can make me sprint
Can make me run a race
One kiss from
The mug's glass lip
Will crank me for the day
Just one sip
Could make me flip
One sip that's
Not decaf
Just one sip
Completes my trip
One sip with half... and half!

It's my aspartame
It's my aspartame...

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