The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Real Life Dilbert Humor
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The following are from actual company memos or remarks to the press:
"As of tomorrow, employess will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." - (Microsoft Corp.)
"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." - (Lykes Lines manager)
"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." - (United Parcel Service Advertising/marketing)
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day. We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." - (3M Research and Development)
"Teamwork is alot of people doing what I say." - (Citrix Systems, Inc, Marketing Executive)
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." - (AT&T Long Lines Division)
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