The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Questions to Ponder
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through ATM's?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you have only one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when men are driving and looking for an address, they turn down the volume on the radio?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Last night I was in the mood to see something silly and idiotic on TV. So I put the cat there.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
If you eat pasta and anti-pasta, are you still hungry?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous
Do children enjoy childhood as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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