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Confucious Says...
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Here's some
Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say... A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Confucius say... All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say... America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Confucius say... Baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
Confucius say... Boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Confucius say... Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say... Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
Confucius say... He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say... He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say... He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say... It take square ass to shit a brick.
Confucius say... Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say... Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say... Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!
Confucius say... Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say... Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Confucius say... Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say... Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say... Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say... Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say... Man who let woman on top is fucking up.
Confucius say... Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Confucius say... Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say... Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say... Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say... Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say... Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say... Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Confucius say... Man who screw girl on hillside not on level.
Confucius say... Man who stand on toilet is one high on pot.
Confucius say... Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say... Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say... She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
Confucius say... Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say... The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say... Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say... Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say... Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
Confucius say... Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.



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