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Dear _______________,
What a ___great ___oddball ___1/2 assed idea! Sending an electronic letter to you for no special reason. I bet you never thought that today's E-mail would include anything this ___refreshing ___rewarding ___retarded. You were probably expecting the same old ___bills ___subpoenas ___dirty pictures.
But you know me, always doing something ___different ___brilliant ___against the law. Always winning friends and influencing ___people ___Popes ___hair styles. Always bringing with me a ray of ___hope ___sunshine ___Charles.
When I thought of this ___charming ___ridiculous ___cheap E-Mail I said to myself ___"Who would really appreciate this?" ___"Who desperately needs to feel liked?" ___"Whose address do I have handy?" And the Humor echo came up.
You're probably thinking I have some ulterior motive. Not so. This letter is purely an act of ___friendship ___charity ___God. If there was really something special to write you about, you can be sure I would ___call ___shout ___forget.
Seriously, spontaneity has always been something I have ___liked ___lacked ___misspelled. So I hope this impusive E-Mail has made you ___laugh ___scratch your head ___reconsider our relationsip.
So ___long, ___what, ___so,
Signed ________________________________________
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