The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Age Humor
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As far as I'm concerned, old age is fifteen years from now!
At eighty, there are six women for every man. What a time to get odds like that.
The best time for men to have babies is when they're eighty. That's when they have to get up ten times a night anyway!
Old age is when a woman buys a sheer nightie and doesn't know anyone who can see through it!
She doesn't show her age, but if you look under her makeup it's there.
His wife powders, and he puffs!
She was born in the Year of Our Lord only knows!
He dines with the upper set. He should use his lowers too!
Instead of a daily dozen, he's got a daily doesn't.
She's been pressing sixty so long it's pleated!
Old age is creaking up on her!
He's so old his typewriter runs on wood!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep; Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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