The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Famous Quotes
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A fanatic is a man who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.......Winston Churchill.
None preaches better than the ant, and she says nothing....... Benjamin Franklin.
All husbands are alike. They have different faces so they can be told apart.......Anonymous.
A yawn is a silent shout.......G. K. Chesterton.
These really are good times, but only a few know about it.......Henry Ford.
The best way to fight a woman is with your hat...grab it and run!.......John Barrymore.
Confucius say,
-"Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
-"Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work."
-"Man who live in glass house should dress in basement."
-"Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm."
-"Man who put foot in mouth....get athlete's tongue."
This page is maintained by: mark@thecoffeeplace.com
Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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