The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Weather Jokes
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The weather is great. My car won't start running and my nose won't stop.
A hot summer sun has its advantages. You don't have to shovel it!
It's going to be a cold winter. I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!
It was so cold in my house, when you opened the door, the small light in front went on!
We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada. Can't we weatherstrip the border?
It was cold this morning. I put on my coat to take out the garbage, and it didn't want to go!
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
I like snow. It fills all the potholes.
How come a snowbank is never overdrawn?
It hadn't rained in months. All the members of the congregation gathered at the church to pray. The minister told them, "I don't know if the Lord will think you're serious. Not one of you brought a raincoat to wear home!"
It was raining so much I saw a sparrow putting sandbags around its nest!
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