The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
You know your at a soap opera wedding ...
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You know you're at a soap opera wedding when....
* It takes place on a yacht and no one gets sea sick.
* The groom gets poisoned.
* The bride is kidnapped or arrested just before she walks down the aisle.
* It's the 3rd, 4th, fth, etc., marriage for both, but only the 2nd to each other.
* The brides gown looks like it grew on her.
* Neither the bride nor the groom has a job to return to after the wedding, but they do have a friend who lends them a private jet for their honeymoon in the Orient.
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