The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Advise
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Never lock up advice. It's so rarely taken.
Smart is when you only believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.
"People learn from their mistakes." What they learn is that they should have studied more for the test.
Mistakes are the adolescence of experience.
Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried to slam a revolving door.
Life is a lot like wearing bifocals. There are two ways to look at almost anything.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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