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Arab Phrases
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"Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Arab Countries":
AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN
-Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR-GABUL CARDAN DIVAT RAEH CUSH DIVAR
-I'am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE
-I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life
AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH - HAST
-It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHAVARHMAN
-If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY
-I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI
-Whatever you say.
MATERNIER CHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN
-The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
-The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
ETEHFORAN, DEHRATEE, OTAGEH SHOMA MIKRASTAM KHE DO HAFTAEH BA BODENEH SHEEREEL TEEGZ
-Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight upon the person of Cheryl Teigs.
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