The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Sky diving
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A brunette and a blond go sky diving.
As the plane starts to turn towards the jump run the two of them figure out the order by which they were going to jump out of the plane. The 1st is the blond and 2nd the brunette.
So the blond jumps out counts to ten and pulls the ripcord, the chute opens up, no problem. The brunette jumps, counts to ten, pulls the cord but the chute doesn't pop, she tries the emergency, no luck either, to she's plummeting to her certain demise.
On the way down the brunette zooms past the blond.
"Ah, so you want to race huh?"
So the blond undoes her parachute.
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