Define a semitone.
Two sopranos singing in unison (before you shoot one)
A charming young singer named Hannah,
Got caught in a flood in Montana,
As she floated away, her sister, they say,
Accompanied her on the Pianah.
Did you know that Trombone playing is the only profession in the world where you can achieve success by letting things slide?
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to do it, four to say "I could've done THAT!"
Q: What's the difference between an Oboe and a Bassoon?
A: The bassoon burns longer.
Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a saxophone.
Q: How can you tell that there's a trombone player at the door?
A: Domino's Pizza delivery person.
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A trombone player with a beeper.
Q: What happened to the musician that robbed the bank?
A: He made off with the lute
| Boston Symphony Joke | 11-22-1999 |
Q: What did the drummer get on his music test?
A: Drool.
An orchestra member calls in to Symphony Hall one morning and asks to speak with The Conductor. The operator tells him "I'm very sorry to inform you the Conductor passed away this morning." He apologizes and hangs up.
A few minutes later he calls again, asking to speak to The Conductor. Again, the operator informs him of the conductor's passing, and he hangs up.
Several more minutes go by and he calls once more. The operator, by now a bit exasperated, says, "I've told you several times, he DIED this morning."
The fellow replies, "Yes, I know, but I LOVE to hear you say it."
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