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The Boy who cried wolf
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Politically Correct The Boy Who Cried Wolf
At a point in the 4th dimension existing at a distance significant to the status quo, there existed a carbon-based entity, defined by modern scientific methods of nomenclature as homo sapiens at prepubescent age who defended and tended to members of the sheep species. After an amount of time deemed by the aforementioned individual to be in excess of that healthy and in due course for himself, this individual proceeded to deceive the local populace as a means of amusing himself. He hailed the population of an establishment approximately 300 - 400 meters to his south, with a downward depression gradient of 20 degrees, with a margin of error of 50 meters and 3 degrees respectively, to "assist him in executing defensive maneuvers beneficial to the interests of himself and his sheep."
A cadre of approximately 15 citizens of the aforementioned establishment approached the individual's physical position, wielding agricultural instruments, in preparation for an onslaught of a carnivorous creature, possibly a plural number of such beings. The shepherd, having temporarily satisfied his craving for activity, expressed humor at the local occupants to rally to his defense, when the existence of a carnivorous threat was absent.
Approximately 7 earth days later, the unaged human attempted an event similar to the one described above, wish similar outcomes. However, the primary difference in resulting products of the maneuver involved the morale of the defending party.
Further on the 4th dimensional line of occurrence, a threat force involving two carnivorous beings approached the position of the individual and his flock. These threat forces clarified their intention of employing the sheep as a source of chemical energy after due process of digestion. The human attempted, this time futilely, to once again rally the the population in his defense. However, due to their displeasure at having been deceived in incidents past, the agriculturaly tenants refused to be of assistance. In the outcome, the flock of sheep and the boy were consumed as intended by the wolves.
The objective lesson presented by this account is to discourage frequent use of perjurous language and actions.
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