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Self-Defeating Statements
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SELF-DEFEATING STATEMENTS
"I think all extremists should be shot."
"I hate all those people who make generalisations"
"I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know."
"I've decided that I procrastinate too much, but I'm going to change that in a week or so."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."
"I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect."
"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous."
"Thank God for atheism."
"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."
"I'm not arrogant, I'm just better that you."
I'm not paranoid, but the people who are secretly plotting against me are.
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