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Top Ten Reasons Star Trek is better than Star Wars
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Top Ten Reasons Star Trek is better than Star Wars
10) Q Continuum puts Vader on trial for Luke's back child support--legal fees bankrupt The Empire
9) Klingons vs. Stormtroopers: No Contest.
8) C3P0 - only being in the known universe even MORE insufferable than Ensign Wesley Crusher
7) A WARRIOR does not need a lightsaber to take a man's arm off in a bar fight.
6) ; Luke watches droid and hairy ape play holochess; Ryker has holosex with New Orleans Barfly.
5) Star Wars: Princess Leia. Star Trek: Chapel, Uhura, Crusher, Troi (I could go on but you get the point).
4) Bird of Prey uncloaks, fires into Death Star vent, Romulans get home in time to watch lions eat a few Vulcans. Meanwhile Vader is vaporized while still trying to preflight his TIE fighter.
3) Using the transporter, Away Team rescues Leia while Solo and Skywalker are still trying to find their way out of the hangar bay.
2) Picard has mystical experience with alien artifact, lives entire second life in minutes; Spock has mystical experience wherein he dies and is resurrected; Kirk has
mystical experience confronting the source of true evil while searching for God at the edge of the universe. Skywalker has mystical experience with a Muppet in a mudpuddle.
1) "Those Star Trek guys keep getting leave on hedonistic pleasure planets, and all we get are these lousy medals!"
Brian
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