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Space Race Joke
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A gathering of rocket scientists, astrophysicists, etc. in the early '80's...

US Rep: "WE have the BEST space program! After all, we put a man on the moon!"
USSR Rep: "No, no, comrade. WE have the BEST space program! Why, we have been putting men into orbit for years at a time!"

The Polish representative, not wishing to be left out, pipes in.

Polish Rep: "Nope! Face it, gentlemen, WE have YOU beat. WE have the best space program!"
USSR Rep: "Impossible! You have no program! I would know!"
US Rep: "Hah! Oh really? And just what has YOUR program done?"
Polish Rep: "I admit, we've done very little. But our plans are proceeding rapidly and we are experimenting with ideas and technology totally beyond your scope! Why, we'll be the first to land a man on the Sun!"
US Rep: "Impossible! You'll burn your ship and crew up!"
USSR Rep: "And, how do you plan to do this?"
Polish Rep: "Well, you see, we're going to wait until nightfall..."

€ OLX 2.1 TD € "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain! 300 dpi?"

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