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Health Dictionary
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Subj : Health Dictionary
f anyone has the complete Hilliary's Health Dictionary, would you be so kind as to post it here so a fella can steal all of it at once.
I don't know if this is complete, but this is what I have.
Artery.............................The study of Paintings.
Bacteria...........................The back door of a cafeteria.
Barium.............................What doctors do when patients die.
Bowel..............................A letter like A,E,I,O, or U.
Caesarean Section..................A Neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan...........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize..........................Made eye contact with her.
Colic..............................A Sheep Dog.
D&C................................Where Washington is.
Dilate.............................To Live long.
Enema..............................Not a friend.
Fester.............................Quicker.
Genital............................Not a Jew.
G.I. Series........................A soldiers Ball Game.
Hangnail...........................A coat hook.
Impotent...........................Distinguished, Well-known.
Labor Pain.........................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff......................A Doctors cane.
Morbid.............................A higher offer.
Nitrates...........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...............................Was aware of.
Outpatient.........................A person who fainted.
Pap Smear..........................A Fatherhood test.
Pelvis.............................A cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.....................A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......................A place to do upholstery.
Rectum.............................Dang near killed 'em.
Seizure............................A Roman Emperor.
Tablet.............................A small table.
Terminal Illness...................Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor..............................More than one.
Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose...........................Nearby.
Vein...............................Conceited.
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