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Simplified Job Application
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This is a simplified job application form
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NAME:_____________________________________ DATE:______________________
LAST FIRST MIDDLE
ADDRESS:_____________________________________________________________
[ ] Mobile home [ ] Double Wide
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NAME OF MOTHER:__________________NAME OF FATHER_______________________
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RELATIONSHIP OF PARENTS: [ ] Brother and Sister
[ ] First Cousins
[ ] Fauther and Daughter
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MAKE OF PICKUP TRUCK:_____________________MODEL YEAR: 196__
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MARITAL STATUS: [ ] Married to first cousin on[ ]Mother's[ ]Father's side
[ ] Unmarried
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NUMBER OF NORMAL CHILDREN:_______(if any)
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LIST APPROXIMATE ANNUAL INCOME AND INDICATE SOURCE:
$_______________ Wife's Job
$_______________ Mother's Job
$_______________ Part time Security Guard
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POUNDS OVER WEIGHT: { } 25 { } 50 { } 75 { } 100+
SPOUSE: [ ] 25 [ ] 50 [ ] 75 [ ] 100+
CHILDREN: [ ] 25 [ ] 50 [ ] 75 [ ] 100+
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CHECK ALL MACHINES YOU CAN RUN BY YOURSELF: [ ] TV [ ] pickup
[ ] gun rack [ ] bowling ball [ ] 8 track player
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CHECK FOODS YOU LIKE BEST: [ ] white bread [ ] mayonaise [ ] gizzards
[ ] chicken fried steak [ ] grits
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WORK EXPERIENCE: [ ] Car Wash [ ] Advertising [ ] Clown [ ]Excavation
Specialist [ ] Paper Route
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CHECK HIGHEST EDUCATION LEVEL: [ ] K-3 [ ] 3-6 [ ] 7 [ ] some 8
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SIGNATURE (do the best you can):_______________________________________
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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