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Las Angelas High School Proficiency Exam
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CITY OF LOS ANGELES
HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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Name: _____________________ Gang: ________________
1. Johnny has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out
of every 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by-
shooting, how many drive-by-shootings can he attend before he
has to reload? ______
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an eight ball to
Jackson for $320.00 and 2 grams to Billy at $65.00 each. What
is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he
doesn't step on it? ______
3. Rufes is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65.00 per
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus
can support his $800.00 per day crack habit? ______
4. Jerome wants to cut his half pound of heroin to make 20%
more profit. How many ounces of Manitol will he need? ______
5. Willis gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $50.00 per Chevy,
and 100.00 per 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4X4's, how
many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.00? ______
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder and he got
$10,000.00 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending
$100.00 per month, how much money will he get when he gets out
and how many years will he get for killing the bitch? ______
7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and
the average letter is 15.8 square feet, how many letters can
a tagger spray with 8 cans of paint? ______
8. Mike knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are a total of
27 girls in the gang. What percentage of girls in the gang
has mike knocked up? ______
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