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Tyson jokes
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"It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me"
"Well, guns aren't allowed in the ring"
"Mike Tyson Excuses"
As presented on the 06/30/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
4. Ears is tasty
3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me"
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring"
1. He ran out of gum
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