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CAFFEINE ADDICTS QUIZ	02-09-2000
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Overheard at a campus coffee bar: "You know, my parents have been drinking coffee since I was a kid. Too bad they never let on how incredibly cool it is!"

Dan Piraro
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COFFEE WIMPS

Dear Dr. Science,

I drank coffee for 25 years. In the last six months, a cup of coffee in the morning would put me right back to sleep! My eyelids would suddenly get heavy, my temples tight, and my face felt like a concrete mask. So, I quit drinking coffee. What happened? Did caffeine turn on me?

-- Danny Gremmer, Green Bay, WI

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I drank as a child, and slept as a child. But now I am an adult and I have put away childish things. It's time you graduated to the real world of coffee drinking. I bet you've been drinking wimp coffee and expecting the results you can only get by way of a stiffly-brewed pot of Ethiopian Harararararar. That concrete face mask is what non-coffee-drinkers feel all the time! We who have become used to the invigorating effects of java forget what it was like to sleepwalk through life, operating at a fraction of our true potential. Don't worry. Grind some real beans. The best years are still ahead of you.

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The waitress who responded to the customer's complaint that his coffee tasted like mud, said, "It oughta, it was ground just this morning..."

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