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Sick Leave Policy
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SUBJECT: NEW SICK LEAVE POLICY
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THE FOLLOWING CHANGES ARE IN EFFECT AS OF TODAY : 08/16/93
SICKNESS+++++
NO EXCUSE....we will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .
DEATH++++++ (other then your own )
THIS IS NO EXCUSE++ there is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else with a lesser position can attend to the arrangements. however, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to let you off one hour early, provided that your work is all
completed for the day.
LEAVE OF ABSENCE ++++( for an operation )
We are no longer allowing this practice. we wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation, as we believe as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and you should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to anything removed would make you less then we bargained for.
DEATH++++++(your own )
This will be accepted as an excuse, but we shall require two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job.
+ in the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabeticalorder. For instance, those whose name begin with "A" will go from 8:00 to 8:15 "B" will go from 8:15 to 8:30, etc. if you are unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the day when your turn comes again.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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