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Drinking On the Job Memo
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MEMORANDUM
To: All Personnell
From: I. M. deBoss
Subject: Drinking
It has been brought to my attention that many of our employees are drinking on the job.
We certainly have no objection to an "eye-opener" first thing in the morning, nor to a "pick-me-up" around 10:00 AM. I, for one, look forward to a "two martini lunch."
A "tide-me-over" is reasonable about 3:00 PM, and we all need "one for the road" around 5:00 PM.
However, this constant SIP, SIP, SIP, HAS GOT TO STOP!
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