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Taglines
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"Why is your car hopping down the road?" "I've got HIC hiccups."
"Wake up, its time for your sleeping pills."
"Well, the train ride is smoother now." "Yes, we're off the track."
"Thish iz an APB. Inveshtigate a drunk inna radio shtation."
Zodiac signs: Taurus, the bull - Cancer, the crab - Mickey, the mouse.
"Wait while I look up Unicorn. No sense shooting it if its extinct."
"He's not as big a fool as he was." "Smarter?" "No, thinner."
"Why are you eating with your knife?" "My fork leaks."
"So, you're going to start a bakery?" "If I can raise the dough."
... Research has found that research causes cancer in mice.
* SLMR 2.1a * Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
* SLMR 2.1a * Alimony - the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
...When I was your age, we didn't HAVE taglines!...
* SLMR 2.0 * A Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
* Origin: ...it's funny how hard it is to be funny.... (1:153/615)
Bumper sticker: My child beat up your honor student!
... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Stephen" ... Zzzzzap!
24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from the in-laws.
JUNK: Stuff we throw away. STUFF: Junk we keep.
JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.
MEGAHERTZ: When something is really painful.
MEMORY: The thing we forget with.
MILLISECOND: Delay between a green light and honking horns
OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung.
PARENTHOOD: Feeding the hand that bites you.
PLAY BALL: Last 2 words of the national anthem.
POLITICS: Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites)
WEDDING RINGS: The world's smallest handcuffs.
For your viewing pleasure - an anthology of my favourate taglines accrued over the last hour and half. My appologies to the authors that your names are not included. But, then again, you all probably stole them anyways.
"What do you mean you formatted the cat?"
Puns are bad - but poetry is verse.
Studants agaynst elliteracy.
printf("\n Goodbye world!") /* your last C program */
#include(GETLOST.H) /* that'll tell 'em */
Life- another sexually transmitted disease.
Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
"Incorrigible punster... Do not incorrige!"
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin!
Remember - Strip mining prevents forest fires!
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
To reformat a CD-ROM use steel wool and light pressure.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program
If Q were castrated, would he become O?
Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Bring NT to it's knees: Start an application."
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
New mail not found, start whine/pout sequence?
Windows: Just another pane in the glass
Intel DX99 - Do you smell something burning ???
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy folks?
Apathy will be the downfall of mankind, But Who Cares?
Choosy perverts choose .GIF!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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