The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From : Jim Ford
You know you've been on-line too long when:
.. you're upset because an obituary fails to mention the deceased's new E-Mail address
.. you try to order a movie from Blockbuster video by downloading it at 2400 BPS
.. You try and download chips and beer for the movie.
.. all the household pets mimic the soundblaster card for attention.
.. you start questioning if you can utilize a full "T1" bandwidth at home.
.. you have to hide the AOL bill from the significant other because you'll have to sell the family car to pay it.
.. you start naming the children, Prompt, Enter, Retry, & Abort to Continue
.. the kids respond to Archie, Veronica, & Jughead only.
.. the pizza in the fridge asks to be moved further from what used to be the meatloaf.
.. you have to query the weather underground to find out what to wear today.
.. you try and pay the paperboy via electronic transfer.
.. you worry how doing areobics on-line will effect your Carple-Tunnel syndrome.
.. you've been surfing all day, have no tan, and the only water you've come in contact with is in the glass next to you.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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