The Coffee Place's Joke Stack


The sounds of Christmas: Honking horns.
Claustrophobia: Fear of Santa.

What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time?
Christmas seals.

No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a
fruitcake for themselves.

Believe it or not, there are still some people who believe in
Santa Claus. Scientists call them Democrats.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!


This page is maintained by: mark@thecoffeeplace.com

Changes were last made on 11-20-2001

Return to The Coffee Place's Joke Stack


Click for TheCoffeePlace home page