The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
THE TWELVE DAYS OF TEXAS
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A possum in an oak tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven bluebonnets
ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve yellow roses
eleven bluebonnets
ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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