The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From : Jim Ford 1:203/699 28 Nov 95 00:07:00
I. Give yourself points according to the following:
5 for each PC you own.
5 additional for each modem you own.
10 for each Internet account.
10 for each Internet mailing list you subscribe to.
10 for each FTN you belong to.
30 if you are a SysOp.
10 for each computer magazine you subscribe to.
20 if you know what AX, BX, CX, and DX do.
10 if you know what INT 10h does.
10 for each echo/newsgroup you read regularly.
20 for each echo/newsgroup you moderate.
5 for each hour you spend daily at the computer.
15 if you still program a 6502/Z80/8080 chip.
10 if you spend more time with your PC than your girl/boyfriend or spouse.
50 if you have a PCon dish in your backyard.
10 for each network you HUB.
20 for each network you NC/NEC.
25 for each network you RC/REC.
40 for each network you ZC/ZEC.
10 if you prefer your computer to sex.
5 for each of these terms that you know: SCSI, MEGS, IDE, COM port, SVGA.
10 if you get printer paper rather than clothes for your birthday or XMas.
10 if you read NetGuide more often than you read TV Guide.
250 if you married your PC.
10 if you even give a darn about the Senate's Internet censorship bills.
10 if you would rather use $30 to register SW than for a dinner date.
10 for each on-line service you subscribe to.
10 if you know what the heck "Agora Nomic" is.
10 if Que's USING MS-DOS 6.2 is bedtime reading for you.
10 for each software program you have pirated.
15 for each software program you have personally cracked.
II. Add up the scores. The higher you get, the more help you need.
Patrick
whose score is 840.
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