The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Oay, Star TreK:TNG fans, here's a bunch of alternatives to Locutus of Borg.
Darth Vader:
I am Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Borg. You will be assimilated. It is your destiny.
Archie Bunker:
I's Archie of the Borg. Yous is gonna be assimilated... as long as yer white, Christian, American-born, non-pinkos. Ayy, Edith, shut up a minute, dingbat! Cantcha see I's trying to talk here?
Ronald Reagan:
I'm Ronnie of Borg. Prepare to... er, prepare to..., oh now what was it? Ah, well. Nighty night.
Ross Perot:
Hi! I'm Ross, of the Borg. Now here's the deal. You all are gonna be assimilated. End of story. And don't bother wastin' our time trying to resist. It's futile.
Yoda:
Yoda of Borg, I am. Prepare to be assimilated, you should. Hmm? Yes, yes. Come. Futile, resistance is.
Homer Simpson:
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to... Mmmmm... doughnuts.
Bob & Doug McKenzie:
BOB: Okay, so good day, eh? I'm Bob of Borg and this is my brother, Doug of Borg.
DOUG: How's it goin', eh?
BOB: So, like today our topic is assimilation.
DOUG: Yeah, and resistance is like, futile, eh? (belch)
BOB: Oh, beauty, Doug.
DOUG: Thanks.
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