The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Here's a few groaners for ya.
What is the best way to count cows?
On a cow-culator.
What is smokey the Bear's Middle name?
The silly!!!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo?
I don't know but I'll tell you this you have to use a pogo stick to milk it!
A child walks up to his mother and says: "Mother, now that I am 15, can I ware eye shadow, lipstick, and mascara, perfume, and high heels?"
The mother replied: "No Seymore, you may not!"
Tonight on the ten o'clock news, we will be covering the latest breaking stories.
Our top story is several dirty frying pans have been stolen. The police are scouring the neighborhood.
what do cats eat for breakfeast?
Mice-krispies.
What do ghosts eat for breakfeast?
dreaded wheat.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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