The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
You might be a High-Tech RedNeck:
If your E-Mail address ends in, "over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by adding a cellular phone
If your baseball cap reads, "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go" and you still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as, " 'Ol Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your E-Mails with, "Howdy Y'all"
---<--<(@Rita@)>-->---
... You're a redneck if: You go to family reunions to look for dates.
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30
* Origin: Nude Beach Party (1:141/356)
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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