The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
The following was taken after call a 900 number:
WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Simply stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
John Riley jriley@calweb.com
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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