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I have a confession to make ... I am a space alien.. I didn't realize this at first but i have come to figure this out. It is the only conclusion i can derive since i have assembled all of the facts:
First I dont make friends easily.
I recognize that everybody around me is not as intellegent.
I recognize that the rulers of the country are not as intellegent as everyone around me. And they tell me so, so I must be much superior than the world leaders.
I see flaws in peoples ideas.
I feel like i'm on the outside looking in, even in my own house.
I always wondered but now as i think about it this can be the only answer. My mom says I'm a human but in reality I think this is just to get me to stop answering questions.
As I think about it, I also realize that there are other aliens out there also.
I betcha some of you are aliens too.
Today I was at the local mall, In case some of you aliens are wondering a mall is a big building that contains smaller buildings. In each of these smaller buildings (called stores) are a bunch of people who want you to be there friend.
There was this one place called the Burger King. Since I am searching for the true ruler of the earth, I figured I'd go in here since this building has a king.
When I asked to speak to the king people started making noises. I started looking around and knoticed there is a group of people sitting down and placing stuff in there mouths. And heres the gross part, they would chew on it and then SWALLOW it!
Some people chewed on dead cows (what they call Beef) Some people placed a liquid in there mouth. And I noticed there was a number of different liquids.
Was was a liquid derived from cows, they suck this liquid from the cow from its nipples, then they mail this would all over the country and call it MILK! Something as innocent sounding as MILK is actually some sort of combination of cow sweat and something else.
Theres also another liquid
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