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Subj : Clone
DC> It seems there was this scientist who spent years perfecting his
DC>own version of the cling technique. Finally he was ready to test his
DC>theories, and decided to clone himself. He did so with amazing results,
DC>making a PERFECT copy of himself, or so it seemed.....
This same guy tried again; he cloned himself and the clone did nothing but cry. All day and all night, it just cried. So he put the clone away, and tried again. This time, it just laughed. The clone would chuckle, giggle, howl, just laugh uproariously all the time. This too was a failure, so the poor man tried ONE LAST TIME. The clone, when it came out, appeared flawless. But the first thing that happened when it was awakened was, it SCREAMED! Then it screamed again, and again. It seemed as if it would never stop.
"At last!" cried the scientist. "I have finally developed the perfect....
I SCREAM CLONE!!
John George
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