The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day...
You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
The news is showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke, only you don't have a waterbed.
Your car horn accidentally sticks as you follow Hell's Angels on the freeway.
Your bed is vibrating wildly--and you are in Los Angeles
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your wife says, "Good morning, David" and your name is George.
You are past 50 and the rabbit dies.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
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